If I Had Legs I'd Kick You (2025)
Everything is under control.
With her life crashing down around her, Linda attempts to navigate her child's mysterious illness, her absent husband, a missing person, and an increasingly hostile relationship with her therapist.
Director: Mary Bronstein
Writers: Mary Bronstein
Stars: Rose Byrne, Conan O'Brien, A$AP Rocky, Danielle Macdonald
If I Had Legs I'd Kick You is a 2025 American Drama film directed by Mary Bronstein, starring Rose Byrne, Conan O'Brien, A$AP Rocky, Danielle Macdonald. It runs 1h 53m and is rated R. The film holds a 6.3/10 rating from 435 votes on TMDB.
Cast
Rose Byrne
Linda
Conan O'Brien
Therapist
A$AP Rocky
James
Danielle Macdonald
Caroline
Delaney Quinn
Child
Mary Bronstein
Dr. Spring
Ivy Wolk
Diana
Mark Stolzenberg
Parking Attendant
Manu Narayan
Landlord
Christian Slater
Father
Eva Kornet
Breathworker
Ella Beatty
Kate
Details
| Release Date | Oct 10, 2025 |
|---|---|
| Country | United States |
| Original Language | English |
| Also Known As | Ayaqlarım Olsaydı Səni Təpikləyərdim, Kdybych měla nohy, tak ti nakopu, Ak by som mala nohy, tak ťa nakopem |
| Runtime | 1h 53m |
| Rating | R (US) |
| Production | A24, Central Pictures, Fat City |
| IMDb ID | tt18382850 |
| TMDB ID | 1160360 |
