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Family Guy Season 3

22 Episodes First aired Jul 11, 2001 TMDB★7.0

In this hilarious third season, the Griffin family faces all-new dilemmas, including Brian's unintentional foray into directing porn, Stewie's rants on national TV, Meg's date with a nudist and Lois' Yuletide insanity. Meanwhile, Peter is surprised to discover Lois was once a groupie, and his son, Chris, is more "endowed" than he is.

Episodes

E1
1. The Thin White Line (1)
Jul 11, 2001 · 23m

Brian's keen sense of smell gets him a job with the police department.

E2
2. Brian Does Hollywood (2)
Jul 18, 2001 · 23m

Brian's first job in Hollywood is directing a pornographic film.

E3
3. Mr. Griffin Goes to Washington
Jul 25, 2001 · 23m

The tobacco industry sends Peter to Washington to present a speech about smoking.

E4
4. One If by Clam, Two If by Sea
Aug 1, 2001 · 23m

When a hurricane strikes Quohog, everything is destroyed including The Drunken Clam, which is bought out by a Brit who turns it into an English pub. As it happens, pub owner Nigel Pinchley and his family move in next…

E5
5. And the Wiener Is...
Aug 8, 2001 · 23m

Peter joins a gun club to compensate for his lack of physical assets; Meg becomes the target of the "cool" gang's wrath.

E6
6. Death Lives
Aug 15, 2001 · 23m

After a near-death experience on his anniversary, Peter learns the importance of spending time with Lois.

E7
7. Lethal Weapons
Aug 22, 2001 · 23m

New Yorkers invade the town in the fall; Lois hones her martial-arts skills.

E8
8. The Kiss Seen Around the World
Aug 29, 2001 · 23m

Meg lands an internship working with the school nerd at a television station.

E9
9. Mr. Saturday Knight
Sep 5, 2001 · 23m

Peter decides to pursue his dream career as a knight.

E10
10. Fish Out of Water
Sep 19, 2001 · 23m

When Peter decides to become a fisherman, he takes out a large loan to buy a fishing boat and unwittingly gives up everything he owns as collateral.

E11
11. Emission Impossible
Oct 8, 2001 · 23m

Lois' pregnant sister inspires her and Peter to have another baby.

E12
12. To Love and Die in Dixie
Nov 15, 2001 · 23m

The Griffins are put into the witness protection program.

E13
13. Screwed the Pooch
Nov 29, 2001 · 23m

Peter and Lois go to the Pewterschmidts for the weekend, bringing Brian along. Brian, meanwhile, has some "issues" of his own to work out. Find out if Brian's future is to make puppies or become "less" than he is.

E14
14. Peter Griffin: Husband, Father... Brother?
Dec 6, 2001 · 23m

While trying to teach Chris about his Irish roots, Peter stumbles upon Nate Griffin, a black man in his family tree. Peter tries to embrace his new-found heritage, but can't quite get the hang of it. When Lois' father…

E15
15. Ready, Willing, and Disabled
Dec 20, 2001 · 23m

Joe gets discouraged, losing his self-confidence, after he loses a thief in a chase. Peter wants to help Joe get back to his old self so he volunteers to help train him for the decathlon at the Olympics for handicapped…

E16
16. A Very Special Family Guy Freakin' ChristmasMid-Season Finale
Dec 21, 2001 · 23m

Christmas comes to Quahog! While Lois attempt to make the holidays perfect for the Griffin family, Peter messes it up. Meanwhile, Stewie learns of Santa Claus' ability to keep 24-hour surveillance on all the world's…

E17
17. Brian Wallows and Peter's Swallows
Jan 17, 2002 · 23m

Brian is sentenced to care for a crabby old woman; Peter's beard becomes a home for birds.

E18
18. From Method to Madness
Jan 24, 2002 · 23m

Stewie attempts a career in show business; Meg dates a nudist.

E19
19. Stuck Together, Torn Apart
Jan 31, 2002 · 23m

Peter's jealously forces a trial separation; Stewie and Brian get glued together.

E20
20. Road to Europe
Feb 7, 2002 · 23m

Stewie goes to England to take refuge in his favorite television show, while Lois embarrasses Peter at a KISS concert.

E21
21. Family Guy Viewer Mail #1
Feb 14, 2002 · 23m

Viewer mail inspires three stories in which Peter loses his bones, the Griffins gain superpowers, and Peter and his friends appear as eight-year-old "Little Rascals."

E22
22. When You Wish Upon a WeinsteinSeason Finale
Dec 10, 2004 · 23m

The day that Peter buys volcano insurance is the day that Lois becomes fed up with their constant money problems.