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South Park Season 13

14 Episodes First aired Mar 11, 2009 TMDB★7.6

Join Cartman, Kenny, Stan and Kyle as they save the economy, the whales, and a bunch of dead celebrities all while discovering the joys of Fish Sticks. For them, it's all part of growing up in South Park

Episodes

E1
1. The Ring
Mar 11, 2009 · 23m

Thinking it's his way into her heart and other body parts, Kenny takes his new girlfriend to a Jonas Brothers concert. His dream of taking their relationship to the next level is crushed when the Jonas Brothers give…

E2
2. The Coon
Mar 18, 2009 · 23m

“The Coon” rises from the trash and takes his place as a lone vigilante who wipes out crime in the town of South Park. A rival superhero appears on the scene in the form of “Mysterion” and challenges the Coon’s place as…

E3
3. Margaritaville
Mar 25, 2009 · 23m

Randy steps forward with a solution to fix the desperate financial state everyone finds themselves in. The town gets behind him and everyone starts to live a life that no longer depends on any economy at all. Meanwhile…

E4
4. Eat, Pray, Queef
Apr 1, 2009 · 23m

Someone played an April Fools joke on the boys and it didn't go over well. Butters is incapacitated, Cartman is furious and the rest of the boys are afraid someone might do it again.

E5
5. Fishsticks
Apr 8, 2009 · 23m

Cartman decides to help Jimmy with his comedy routine. Everyone loves the new joke they come up with. The joke starts to take off and it even hits all the late night talk shows. The boys are thrilled with how popular…

E6
6. Pinewood Derby
Apr 15, 2009 · 23m

Randy is determined that Stan will win this year's Pinewood Derby. He comes up with a plan that will assure Stan a first place trophy.

E7
7. FatbeardMid-Season Finale
Apr 22, 2009 · 23m

Butters and a small group of recruits join Cartman in his dream of living on skull island. Cartman promises that paradise awaits if they can just get to Somalia.

E8
8. Dead Celebrities
Oct 7, 2009 · 23m

Powerful forces are tormenting Ike. He's freaked out and the stress could kill him. Kyle and the boys are doing everything they can to save him but the poltergeists won't leave Ike alone.

E9
9. Butters' Bottom Bitch
Oct 14, 2009 · 23m

Butters has made it all the way to the 4th grade without ever kissing a girl. All of his friends have been teasing him mercilessly. Butters is determined to catch up with the rest of the boys in his class. Meanwhile…

E10
10. W.T.F.
Oct 21, 2009 · 23m

The boys have found their new calling in life and they hurry to sign up for the wrestling club. They soon find out the kind of wrestling they teach at school is not the same thing they saw at the WWE.

E11
11. Whale Whores
Oct 28, 2009 · 23m

Stan and his family are spending his birthday at the Denver Aquarium where they will get to swim with the dolphins. Things turn bloody when the Japanese attack, kill all the dolphins and ruin Stan’s big day. There seems…

E12
12. The F Word
Nov 4, 2009 · 23m

Everyone agrees they've had enough of the loud and obnoxious bikers that have arrived in South Park. The boys are taking on the Harley Riders. They thrown down the F word and the game is on.

E13
13. Dances With Smurfs
Nov 11, 2009 · 23m

Eric Cartman seizes the opportunity to become the voice of change at the school when he takes over the morning announcements. His target is South Park Elementary’s Student Body President, Wendy Testaburger. Cartman is…

E14
14. PeeSeason Finale
Nov 18, 2009 · 23m

Things at the water park are not what they seem. The boys' fun filled day is about to turn deadly. Events are in play at Splash Town that signal the end of the world is upon us. Cartman tries to warn everyone but no one…