The Daily Show Season 31

Pete Hegseth scouts troops with the ideal waist-to-height ratio for speech-prop duty, while Kash Patel defends looser FBI hiring standards with a suspiciously gentle line on bestiality. Josh Johnson covers Don Jr.’s…

Mayor Zohran Mamdani is expanding NYC’s public restrooms, just as the war in Iran is once again going to shit. Michael Kosta breaks down how the conflict is driving up prices, including diesel - the fuel, not the jeans…

Jon Stewart takes on the White House's new press ban for major media outlets with the help of Desi Lydic, who was able to sneak into the Oval Office disguised as a golden cherub. Plus, as the threat of AI escalates…

Desi Lydic dives into the headlines as Trump’s press ban leaves him speechless - literally, without a mic. “AI” is out and “super intelligence” is in, his new label for humanity-threatening tech. At the U.N., he praises…

Desi Lydic breaks down the headlines, including Donald Trump’s search for Marco Rubio at the U.N. and Jeanine Pirro seizing a Martian meteorite. Plus, First Lady Melania Trump launches her second documentary project…

Desi Lydic breaks down the headlines as Republicans face a tough road to the midterms. Fortunately, Sen. Tommy Tuberville may have found a winning issue: cracking down on in-flight furries. Meanwhile, Jordan Klepper…

Jon Stewart examines the limits of Republican loyalty to Trump after a weekend spent wooing President Xi with granite, helipads, and a White House ballroom tour. Will MAGA supporters condemn Trump’s offer to sell…

Trump’s taxpayer-funded ad has liberals fuming, while Arkansas Gov. Sarah Huckabee Sanders releases an ad so white it even has conservatives talking DEI. Jordan Klepper breaks down the controversy and highlights the…

Jordan Klepper breaks down the headlines, including an AI summit in Washington that left us with exactly the same amount of federal AI regulation (read: none). Also, former Trump prosecutor Jack Smith appears before the…

Jordan Klepper tackles the headlines as Trump celebrates Hispanic Heritage Month at the White House by inventing a brand-new stereotype, while Pete Hegseth purges the military of “beardos, weirdos, wimps, and radicals”…

As the threats posed by AI models continue to grow, AI oligarchs struggle to explain the upsides of their technology. Jon Stewart breaks down the latest tech headlines, including Trump's refusal to regulate AI and CEOs'…

Michael Kosta breaks down the GOP’s midterm struggles as Texas Senate candidate Ken Paxton touts tearing down missing-child posters, Ohio gubernatorial candidate Vivek Ramaswamy nearly drops a child at a rally, and…

Michael Kosta surveys the latest threats to humanity, from sinkholes swallowing cars and contaminated frozen food to a possible plague outbreak in Russia. If Trump’s increasingly colorful scientific commentary is any…